Anyone who knows me knows that I can't stand hysteria. Hate it. SARS. Bird flu. The Macarena. I just don't care for it.
So now we're dealing with the "swine flu," or, as our beloved president has informed us, what is now called H1-N1 or something. And, no. I'm not going to look that up to confirm the name. Hello! Drunk. Corner. The best you can expect is proper grammar and spelling.
Anyway....
I've been thinking about this.
The real patient zero has to be Octomom. Come on. Human beings do NOT have eight children at once. But you know who does? Pigs.
Octomom's days in the spotlight were dwindling, so maybe she called a cousin to cough on her. You know. Keep the family in the news.
I'm just sayin'.
Think about it.
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